Brent "Gordo" Alpern
Girth: 6.54 inches
Droop: 5.43 inches
Girthly High School in 1969. Went to Kuwaiti University. Got degree
in "Gender Issues." Went on to form the first Large Testicle Group
in LA in 1975. Later, elected to the Circumcision Board of the
local Jewish Hospital. In 1982, went to work with a Urologist
in Appalachia to reattach farm accident members. Left there in
1985 after contracting Syphilis from a toothless woman named Grit.
Met Kent in 1995 while hiking Mt. Rainier to find the lost Member
Sheath of the Cor'd'Lein Indians. The rest is History.