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bigmember all-cotton T-shirts

bigmember quality hats

Premium bigmember Gear!

bigmember quick spray (several marvelous scents / flavors!)

bigmember winder
(a place to keep those extra inches)

 
 

Okay, now we hit on another revolutionary product. Bigmember Quick Spray is THE, I repeat THE FIRST, Male genital organ spray EVER MARKETED in the WORLD. That's right. You heard us right. Are your testicles shrinking yet? We combined 7 proprietary emollients with 2 organic antibiotics to clean up quick, when you've soiled your stick. Bowl swipe, excess urine drip, messy bowel movement splash back...ALL GONE, with one delightful squirt. Plus, the refreshing cool feeling from most of the flavors/scents will drive you wild. Miss a shower for a day or two? Hey, the big guy will be as spanking new as the day it first grew!

"PUT ON A SQUIRT AND AWAY GOES THE DIRT"

Soon to be in your favorite sundry aisle at the following prices:

1 Bottle: $ 10.99 each

2 or more: $ 7.99 each

Scents under development:

Spearmint
Mint
Chocolate
Persian Lilac
Coolio
Carp
Orange
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