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University
Looking for
quality, extended education in a relaxing atmosphere? Trying to
fill the gap between undergraduate school, graduate school, or just
looking for good stiff learning? bigmembers
University is a fully unaccredited learning institution that offers
unparalleled training in some of the most wanted, yet obscure courses
in the world. And all of our courses are delivered to you through
a secure connection right over the Internet. So its fun, and educational
at the same time.
Our
Fall Schedule includes such gems as:
- Shifting the
Bend: How to Correct the Curve (Credits=3.2)
- Extending your
Own Briefs: Sewing Methods for Men (Credits= 3)
- Does She Love
Me for Me? The Ins and Outs of Picking a Mate (Credits= 3)
- Downward Bender
101: Techniques and Treats (Credits= 3)
- Harvesting the
Choyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo Plant (Credits= 4)
- Toilet Modification:
Its Trials and Tribulations (Credits= 4)
Registration*
will be easy, once we figure out how to do it. All courses are $49.99
each. After completion of 20 credits, you will receive a wonderfully
framed Degree of Member Awareness. This Degree is actually accepted
at 6 Universities as credit toward Genital Husbandry. Among those
famous schools are the Kuwait Testicle Consortium AND, believe it
or not.....The Tasmania School of Foreskin.
(*Registration
restrictions: Because of the fact that this isn't a REAL school,
as in Harvard, Yale or The School of Toe Nails in Idaho, we legally
cannot, and will not, teach actual courses. We (bigmembers)
do not actually issue certificates of completion. We will however
still take your money, if you feel so inclined)
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