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Gordo & Logman
Dear
Gordo,
Is it normal to have the downward bender make a large popping
sound during urination?
Signed,
Urine Boy
Dear
Urine Boy,
Yes, relax. It is entirely normal. The popping sound you hear
is when the re-strainer band automatically snaps on your member
to adjust to the changing girth during urination. I assume there
has been no pain....you would have mentioned it. If the noise
is really bothering you, we sell bigmembers
ear plugs in the shape of little members that work wonderfully.
They are only 1.99 a set. Thanks for writing. Good luck.
Sincerely,
Gordo
Dear
Gordo,
I am so happy to have found bigmembers.
As a boy, I was taunted and for years thought my name was "lookhowbigitis."
It was a difficult life. I am in therapy now, but I wonder if
you know any good self help books on the subject?
Signed,
Desperate in Dallas
Dear
Desperate,
Get on with it. Grab yourself man, lift yourself up, get a grip
on the subject. You are not the guilty one. You are blessed, and
you should be proud of your extension. There is one good book
that comes to mind by Terry Lacksalittle. "The Home Companion
to My Companion" by Harper books, for 14.99. It is a little bulky,
but a good read. Good luck!
Regards,
Gordo
Dear
Logman,
I am a 22 year old nymphomaniac that found your site both intriguing
and entertaining. But you fail to mention the famous double headed
members from Borneo. So, what up? I heard they have the largest
droop of any human.
Signed,
I never met a member I didn't like
Dear
Never,
Thank
you for your input. To be honest, we just can't cover every member
that comes up. We also don't specifically mention the Mauritius
Flat Headed Member, or the Tongo Pencil Member.....do we? No.
So, in all fairness....if a couple of ethnic organs are missed.....we
hope they will understand that we stand by them as well. But,
in all fairness, we will discuss this issue at our next board
meeting to see if we can erect a new page for such. Thanks for
the suggestion.
Logman
Dear
Logman,
I represent 8000 members of the Mini Members Coalition (MMC).
We find your site reprehensible, and an insult to the little of
organ. We are not "tiny" and do not like that term used for our
adequate appendages. Why do you poke fun at the puny? It is organizations
like yours that only add to the shrinkage. You will be hearing
from our lawyers.
Signed,
Have Gall, Announce Your Small
Dear
Small,
Thank you for making our day. Brent and I have been laughing non
stop for an hour. Look, We aren't poking fun at anyone. In fact,
what we poke...isn't always fun. GET A LIFE (or...order our premium
Member Enlarger for only 199.99). Go ahead and send in the lawyers.
We have a staff of 18 that will win the case by stretching it
out for a long, long time...until the Judge droops with fatigue.
Logman
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