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bigmember
Tie-Down
 When
our members give us feed back,
bigmembers listens! Some of
our extremely endowed members were having trouble inserting their
said appendage in the Member Winder due to girth. So, we went back
to the drawing board and had our bigmembers
technical team put their heads together (man you should have seen
that). "Keep it simple stupid" was the saying of the day. Jack Slujfakter,
designed a fabulous, completely flexible, wrapable, extensible device
that allows the user to tie-down their own device to almost any
area of the thigh, or in some cases knee. The two patented "grab
away" hooks allow for strong grip with gentle grab. Excellent for
use with tuxedos and tight fitting 3 piece suits. Can be worn at
night for fetal position comfort.*
*Warning:
This device cannot be used in water. The metho-poly-apoxy-di-acrylic-monomer-ester-acetate
fibers in the strap can shrink rapidly and cut off blood flow
to the femur.
Coming
to a neighborhood gas station soon at these ridiculously low prices!
1
Tie Down: $7.07 ea.
2 Units or more: $6.03 ea.
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