Okay,
now we hit on another revolutionary product. Bigmember Quick Spray
is THE, I repeat THE FIRST, Male genital organ spray EVER MARKETED
in the WORLD. That's right. You heard us right. Are your testicles
shrinking yet? We combined 7 proprietary emollients with 2 organic
antibiotics to clean up quick, when you've soiled your stick.
Bowl swipe, excess urine drip, messy bowel movement splash back...ALL
GONE, with one delightful squirt. Plus, the refreshing cool feeling
from most of the flavors/scents will drive you wild. Miss a shower
for a day or two? Hey, the big guy will be as spanking new as
the day it first grew!
"PUT
ON A SQUIRT AND AWAY GOES THE DIRT"
Soon
to be in your favorite sundry aisle at the following prices:
1 Bottle: $ 10.99 each
2 or more: $ 7.99 each
Scents
under development:
Spearmint
Mint
Chocolate
Persian Lilac
Coolio
Carp
Orange
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