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bigmember named Fred

Sung to the Tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song

Submitted by Toby Archerdurf

Here's a big story about a man named Fred
His member so big it hung out from his bed
And then one day he was taken' a little dude
When his member took a dunk in something real crude
Foul that is, black bowl, Long Island Ice Teas
So the next thing ya know Fred's jumpin in the air
His kin folk are trying to remove his underwear
They say the urologist is the place you oughta be
And the next thing ya know its pure black pee
Bowl dunk that was, tip dip, swimming dome