bigmember
named Fred
Sung to the Tune
of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song
Submitted by Toby Archerdurf
Here's a big story
about a man named Fred
His member so big it hung out from his bed
And then one day he was taken' a little dude
When his member took a dunk in something real crude
Foul that is, black bowl, Long Island Ice Teas
So the next thing ya know Fred's jumpin in the air
His kin folk are trying to remove his underwear
They say the urologist is the place you oughta be
And the next thing ya know its pure black pee
Bowl dunk that was, tip dip, swimming dome
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