 8
years ago, Kent Bennett was traveling in the lower delta of Ankapanakaroo,
Iryan Jaya, where natives regularly have 12 to 13 inch appendages,
when he came upon a miraculous medicine. The natives there you see,
use a cream derived from the "choyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo" plant. Not only
was this cream, called "tillybillybongbong" by the natives, said
to enlarge members if applied generously for 87 days (we do not
claim that this end of the product actually works), this cream was
also said to reduce the all so familiar pant leg chafe common to
Westerners with big schlongs. So, Kev, with his keen wit and scientific
mind, used some of this cream on his member (which after living
in Ankapanakaroo for a year with 4.5 wives, had a very chafed member
indeed). To his astonishment, all the peeling, red scaly and crusty
patches of dried, encrusted skin just fell off!!! And underneath
was baby fresh, soft skin as clean as a whistle.
*WARNING:
This is not an FMC approved product. However, it is herbally derived,
and therefore, we can sell it. Some select individuals have shown
a severe sensitivity to the choyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo plant. If you
experience any of the below after member application, you must
stop using it immediately and see a physician, or alternatively,
dive into a foaming tub of "JuJu" syrup (only available if you
live in Ankapanakaroo):
1)
Smelly 1 inch bubbles of gaseous exudate on the member shaft.
2) Excretion of the dreaded black urine of Nepal.
3) A central member swelling that the natives call "Whitey Tube."
4) Severe pain that makes you yell for more than 5 hours in any
24 hour period.
We
hope to offer the cream soon for the following bargain prices!!
1 Tube: $ 14.99 each
2 or more: $ 10.99 each
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