Bio:
Dan "The Tuna Can" Towers
Our prized money
man. Dan hails from Baja, California. The son of a Prickly Pear
grower, Dan carries a proud Texano heritage. His father, Elija
Gomez, was a ukulele player for the Sand Hill Crane Orchestra
in San Paulo. Dan fought poverty and discrimination to push his
way deep into illegal money laundering schemes. After rehabilitation,
and his release from Federal Prison in 1989, he received his GED.
At the height of ice cream mania...Dan opened up a Hen and Herries
Ice Cream Shop in Haiti. In 1999, with a lot of loot in his pocket
he ran into the early bigmembers
team at South Beach, Miami. Kent reflected recently, "He came
up to us and said, Lukey you gots biggy banana's just likes me
Senors. We hit it off, it was like finding a long lost Hispanic
brother!"
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