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As the Gas Passes: Interesting Flatulence Facts

It would take 10,000 House Sparrows 321 years to produce enough methane
to inflate a rubber glove.

Rump to rump gas passing is a summer sport in the Volta Bean Valley.

There are 22,000 classified odor groupings for non-faked flatulence.

There are 330 sound and tone groupings for non-faked flatulence.

Dog gas smells better then cat gas, believe us.

Hemorrhoids can and do impart a resonance on certain odor groupings.

Fissures can increase a tone grouping one octave.

Gelda, Spain produces two candies inflated with human methane.