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1) Extension of public bathroom toilet size to allow free dangling of the member so that such will not touch the bowl. Bowl contact can transmit disease and cause unclean member prior to unexpected sexual encounters.

2) Rear discharge toilets in public areas. The member gifted should not have to endure cold water spray or soaking of said member. This can add undue moisture to the crotch area, and promote fungus and disease. Also, the
uncircumcised member gifted may suffer even more from such sudden cold water splash.

3) Larger in-seam sizes for pants, underwear and the like at all clothing stores. Tight crotch areas are often the cause of daily suffering, itching, grabbing and other pressure in the groin area. Overheating can cause sterility. Overheating can cause spontaneous erections in public places.

4) General pharmacy availability of prophylactics larger than magnum XL size.
Come on, they still don't fit right.